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Summer Camp Cheerful — Attitude Adjustments for Adults
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Inspired by the HAMAS and UN summer camps in Gaza, we are asking, “Why should Palestinians have all the fun? For that matter, why should kids have all the fun?” Summer...
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Which Despotic Dictator are You?
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Psychological tests have inundated social media lately, giving people the opportunity to find out everything about themselves from which Lord of the Rings character they...
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The Bison Bomb
By Piper Bayard American bisonpublic domain, wikimedia commons It began as an innocent, good willed attempt at providing supper for my family. Ground bison. Presumably completely dead and with no ill...
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Where in the World is Kim Jong Un? You Tell Us.
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Someone’s missing, and it isn’t Waldo. Kim Jong Un hasn’t been seen in North Korea since September 3. Some are speculating about illnesses, diseases, and political...
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1-800-ZAPP-ASS: Shock Those Politicians into Shape!
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your congressmen and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized...
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Social Savoir Faire Consulting Service
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our...
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Obnoxious Relatives? Call the Spanking Santa!
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling in their...
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Frozen Bitch Face — What You Need To Know
By Piper Bayard Everyone’s face freezes at forty-five. Seriously. At forty-five, give or take a year or two, Frosty the Face Freezer breathes on us at an unpredictable instant, and the expression we...
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Bayard & Holmes Personal History Improvement–Bringing the World a Better Past
By Jay Holmes The hot media story has been the NBC anchor Brian Williams debacle. In an apparent attempt to burnish his personal image, Brian claimed to have been in a helicopter that was hit by an...
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Make Your TSA Grope Memorable
By Bayard & Holmes Spring break is kicking off the travel season, and summer is just around the corner. The DHS and the TSA are already using this timing to further justify molesting American...
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Mohammed Faqwahdi — A GENUINE Terrorist Expert on ISIS
Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Given recent problems with several Western “expert” commentators in the fields of intelligence, counterterrorism, and asymmetric warfare, we know...
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The Spanking Santa — Keeping Holidays Happy
Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling...
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Bayard 2016 — I’ll Do It. I’ll Run for President.
“America” is not a location. It is the unique ideal that government must answer to the people and not the other way around. Americans are not born. Rather, America itself is born anew with each...
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By Piper Bayard It began as an innocent, good willed attempt at providing supper for my family. Ground bison. Presumably completely dead and with no ill intentions toward me, my hair, or my kitchen....
View ArticleWhere in the World is Kim Jong Un? You Tell Us.
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Someone’s missing, and it isn’t Waldo. Kim Jong Un hasn’t been seen in North Korea since September 3. Some are speculating about illnesses, diseases, and political...
View ArticleSocial Savoir Faire Consulting Service
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our...
View ArticleFrozen Bitch Face — What You Need To Know
By Piper Bayard Everyone’s face freezes at forty-five. Seriously. At forty-five, give or take a year or two, Frosty the Face Freezer breathes on us at an unpredictable instant, and the expression we...
View ArticleBayard & Holmes Personal History Improvement–Bringing the World a Better Past
By Jay Holmes The hot media story has been the NBC anchor Brian Williams debacle. In an apparent attempt to burnish his personal image, Brian claimed to have been in a helicopter that was hit by an...
View ArticleBayard 2016 — I’ll Do It. I’ll Run for President.
“America” is not a location. It is the unique ideal that government must answer to the people and not the other way around. Americans are not born. Rather, America itself is born anew with each...
View ArticleMohammed Faqwahdi — A GENUINE Terrorist Expert on ISIS
Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Given recent problems with several Western “expert” commentators in the fields of intelligence, counterterrorism, and asymmetric warfare, we know...
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